Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
Me: -Forgets entire language-
I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.
[in the doctor’s office]
“it’s my expert opinion we need to remove all your bones”
"what?! wait, you’re not my doctor"
*a bunch of dogs fall out of the lab coat and run away*