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Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
Me: "Yeah..."
Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
Me: -Forgets entire language-

andysambergg:

i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

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mischief-in-221b:

gdirtydime19:

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

I will always share this LOL

I relate on a spiritual level with the absolute fury in that cat’s face in the last gif


verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

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shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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pajamaben:

[in the doctor’s office]

“it’s my expert opinion we need to remove all your bones”

"what?! wait, you’re not my doctor"

*a bunch of dogs fall out of the lab coat and run away*

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jackfrostftw:

what time is it

tumblr time

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procrastination

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saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

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